(Note: the number of submissions I received on this topic was astronomical, so I just chose a gif that sums up all our feelings towards free beer)
easter sucks (even for pups)
Yes, suckle upon my face. Does it feel of wisdom on your youthful tastebuds? It is merely the blood of the ‘last kill.’ Break these chains, children, and we shall feast upon the ‘true meat’ of what only my chin can flavor.